Hello

fairycosmos:

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

manywinged:

i’m not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don’t like that.

charlottan:

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

catchymemes:

lesbianomens:

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead

grillmasterxbbq:

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

selenastaylors:

cant stop thinking about this

ice-block:

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

(via supercoolclouds)

lesbianfrannyglass:

The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire

(via drbennedict)

sharkkweak Asked:

Went to the Smithsonian and they have a coelacanth!!! Didn’t realize how large they were until I saw one in person

Sorry for the bad picture, I got VERY excited when I saw it

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

LARGE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII